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Catsignal Turns 3

This is Catsignal’s third birthday. What we need to really make this a party is more people. If you enjoy reading Catsignal, tell a few of your friends how much fun we have here. Join the discussions and comment on everything in sight.

If you’re new here, you’ve got three years’ worth of archives to catch up on: that’s more than 150 short stories, more than 150 haiku, and a few dozen each of essays and quotations about writers and writing. That ought to keep you off the streets and entertained for a while.

And thank you for being here.

 

Pen to Paper: Using Song Lyrics in Fiction

Author and poet Blake Morrison has an article at the Guardian’s website about using song lyrics in your fiction. It’s an excellent cautionary tale, and the moral of the story is given in the lead. Read it here.

In the non-fiction editing I do, I have to let the publisher know if I come across three words or more of lyrics that aren’t in the public domain (generally regarded as anything written before 1923). So what Morrison has written isn’t surprising to me, but I’m glad he’s given us the benefit of his learning curve. (The sums of money are given in British pounds. As of even date, the exchange rate is £1.5 equals $1.)

Morrison’s article refers to the laws in Great Britain, but there’s no substantial difference (so far as I can tell) here in the United States in copyright protections and remedies for violations. All these years, whenever someone has sung The Birthday Song in a TV show or movie or play, or written the words in a work of fiction, they’ve had to pay for the privilege. It’s not in the public domain; the authors have passed on, but Warner Music Group still owns the rights. As a refresher, see the U.S. Copyright Office’s page concerning Fair Use.

There are two simple ways to get around this: use the song’s title to refer to it, or paraphrase the lyrics. Here’s a combined example: “That was Jerry Lee Lewis with his Great Balls of Fire,” the announcer said. Jeff turned the radio off. “The only nerve-shaking and brain-rattling I’m interested in will be when that rocket lifts off tomorrow. That’s the only ball of fire I care about, too.” Do it without the announcer and readers still can figure out what song you’re referring to and it’s safe.

If you’re serious about using some lyrics, you have to contact the person who holds those rights. That can get terribly tricky because ownership of lyrics bounces around like paperbacks at a yard sale. It may well be that neither the lyricist nor the publisher own the rights. If it’s an older song still covered by copyright, you may find the publisher has gone out of business. Then you’re into some detective work on top of whatever the rights owner will charge you.

The laws don’t change just because you’re writing for fun or are selling your work on a limited scale. Here’s an instructive anecdote: Broadway playwright George S. Kaufman discovered that one of his plays was being staged by a summer-stock producer who hadn’t paid for the privilege. The fellow told Kaufman, “It’s only a small, insignificant theater.” Kaufman responded, “Then you’ll go to a small, insignificant jail.”

Re-read Morrison’s lead. That’s the bottom line.

New Content Coming to Catsignal

In an effort to make this a more full-service blog, I’m going to try to write more articles about writing. We’ll see how that goes. More practically, I’m going to hunt through the World Wide Web for brilliant or useful things other people have written about writing. These will be labeled “Pen to Paper” and will include a summary of what the article is about and a link thereto. I’ll aim at posting these on Mondays and Fridays.

I’m also going to post a weekly quote about writing or words or something related. Those will be labeled “Quotable” (isn’t that catchy?). You’ll see these on Wednesdays.

I hope you’ll find them useful.

Catsignal Turns 2

Catsignal is two years old today. Like any toddler, it has its ups and downs, its little successes and its little failures. But I’m pleased to still be doing this after two years and to still be enjoying myself.

I hope you’ll help me celebrate by telling someone — a friend, a family member, a word-loving acquaintance — about Catsignal. Now that I have stuff here to read, I’d like to know that more people are reading it. Comments on what works and what doesn’t work in a particular haiku or story are always welcome.

And now, we join our regularly scheduled haiku, already in progress.

The Catsignal’s New Clothes

Getting just a little ahead of catsignal’s second birthday Tuesday, here’s a fashionable new look. I hope you like it.

Protect Your Pets from 4th of July Dangers

Leaning once again on the cat side of catsignal, another big holiday is coming right up. While fireworks and big gatherings can be fun for humans, it’s another story entirely for our companion animals.

As they so often do, the good folks at the Humane Society of the United States have placed the common sense of the subject in terms so plain and firm that all I need to do is link to it and you can read there how to keep your pets safe and happy this Independence Day weekend. Go for it.

Adopt-a-Shelter-Cat Month

Nobody tells me anything. Here it is just over halfway through June when I learn it’s Adopt-a-Shelter-Cat Month. Having had some wonderful pets, both canine and feline, who came from shelters, I urge you, if you’re looking for a companion animal, to head to your local shelter. Give a needy cat (or dog) a forever home.

Petfinder and icanhascheezburger.com have teamed up to promote this important month. Visit both sites!

Remembering Archie

We are storytelling creatures, we humans. Our sentience notices our mortality and mixes with our fear and so we tell ourselves lots of stories about death.

We tell ourselves that the unjust are eternally punished in either darkness or flame. This is especially popular if the unjust are beyond our reach in this life.

Even more important: to stave off our personal dread of the trip each of us must take alone to Hamlet’s undiscovered country, or to console ourselves that the parting we now make with a loved one is not final, we tell stories about a Valhalla or a Heaven, where we and those we love will yet live and enjoy peace and plenty.

When a beloved pet dies, we may tell ourselves a story about how our furry family member has crossed Rainbow Bridge.

As a storyteller, I could probably come up with something good along these lines. But my stories would be no less wish fulfillment than these others. I am increasingly convinced that the only stories to be told at such a time, the only true stories, are those the mourners hold in still-living memory.

Today, I mourn, and I think this is no time for other stories or for the flights of fancy I create.

The more-than-year-long run of one new piece of fiction a week ends here. Grim, tearful reality now rules as we grieve for a wonderful little dog we knew for almost two years. Perhaps there will be more to say about this later; perhaps the stories I hold of him will work their way into other stories that will then be more true because of the sharing. And perhaps we’ll get back on track next week. For now…

how empty the yard
without him -
our well-loved Archie

Catsignal: Year One

And there it is: one full year of catsignal.

One full year of haiku and short stories. One of each per week with no absences.

I have to say I’m pretty proud of this achievement. I’m well aware that not every one of my posts is Pulitzer- or Nobel-worthy material. But the former newspaper editor in me knows that something is almost always better than nothing and that you have to meet the deadline and fill the space – and get the job done. My job is to entertain, and I like to think I’ve been meeting that goal, too.

So … continue catsignal.

And continue to enjoy.

A Cute Stress: 1

Garrett Woolfolk rolled over in his bed, savoring the sensations of the cocooning sheets, the perfectly arranged pillows, and of not having to get up or meet anyone’s demands or deadlines. Both his students and his editor would be nursing hangovers at this hour and would leave him undisturbed. Also, he had trained his friends to forget his very existence until closer to noon.

Saturday mornings were bliss for Woolfolk.

“Mm, mm, mm?”

Woolfolk tensed; he had not made those sounds. A fear washed over him – the fear that his perfect Saturday morning was about to go the way of yesterday’s lunch.

He opened his eyes and his suspicions were confirmed. A chimpanzee stood underneath a jaunty yellow beret and it was looking intently, yet politely, at Woolfolk.

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