Author’s Note: To the Least of These

Today, cuts take effect that slash the amount of help more than 47 million needy Americans receive in nutritional assistance each month. The Congress, in its finite wisdom, is debating how much more to cut: The Democrats want to cut only “some,” and the Republicans want to cut through the bone and out the other side.

This is the real-world scenario that yesterday’s story is allegory to.

I’ll leave it to you to make the connections and will say nothing further save this: If our government accurately reflects who we are as a people, then we are a heartless, amoral bunch of bastards.

Fiction: Down on Luck

George set his newspaper down and went to answer the knock at the front door. There sat a white rabbit.

“Begging your pardon, sir. My name is Conor, and I’m looking for any sort of odd jobs you might have so I can feed my family.”

“I don’t have anything that needs done around here. Sorry.” He prepared to close the door, but his wife’s voice stopped him.

“Who’s at the door, George?”

“A rabbit. Wanting work.”

Shirley’s head appeared in the doorway. “Ooh! What a beautiful rabbit.”

“Thank you, m’am.”

“And look at those big feet. I’ve always wanted a rabbit’s foot. For good luck.

Conor looked down at his front feet. “Have you now?”

Fiction: Community

A birdbath sat in the middle of the little park in the center of the upscale housing complex. It was a popular attraction.

Mrs. Williams watched it to see the birds that came to use it.

Mr. Fiore watched it to gauge the amount of extra bird droppings that would fall in the area had it not been there.

Ms. Saito watched as the groundskeeper dumped out the previous day’s water and refilled it. Surely this was a nonessential use of a precious resource.

An ordinary gray tiger cat that answered to several names watched it with the thought of catching a meal.

Mr. Loess watched it to see if Viking — his name for the cat — would catch a bird, as called for by the feline’s place in the food chain.

Mrs. Pantini watched it with a BB rifle at hand to shoot the cat if it killed a bird.

Mr. Pantakis watched it with a hunting rifle at hand; he knew of Mrs. Pantini’s BB gun, and if she shot Cuddles — his name for the cat — it would be the last thing she ever did.

On four weekends during the summer, the homeowners association sponsored a picnic and everyone gathered in the little park and talked and laughed and ate. The cat made the rounds of his friends to pick up some choice treats. The birds went elsewhere because of all the people and their noise.

After the gatherings, the birds returned to the birdbath, the cat to his favorite stalking place nearby, and the humans to their individual stations to keep their vigils: to enjoy, to worry, to watch the hunt, to prepare to attack, and to be ready to retaliate.

Fiction: Appeasing the Appetite

The mouse’s eyes darted around. He had been maneuvered into a corner and there was no way out. He looked up and up again. There towered a great gray cat with evil and hunger in its eyes.

“Oh, please, please, Mr. Cat! Please don’t kill and eat me!”

The cat was amused. “Whyever not? I am hungry and you are food. This has been the way of things since our kind first shared the earth.”

“Please! I … I could pay. I could get something for you that you wanted,” the mouse pleaded.

“You are what I want,” the cat replied reasonably, and he lifted his right forepaw for the coup de grâce.

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Fiction: Frontier Security: An Allegory

Mayor Harvey Pendleton banged his gavel a dozen more times. “Order! Order! I said, ‘Order!'”

The sanctuary, the largest available room in town other than the saloon, came to something like a hush.

“Now I know everyone’s upset, and I know most of you have never been to a town meetin’ in your lives, but there are rules about how this works. First and foremost is you speak when you’re spoken to and not otherwise. If you want to talk, you raise your hand and wait until I call on you, just like back in school. That’s the only way this can work.”

He cleared his throat and lowered his voice just a little. “Now,” he said, and he paused, thinking of what to say next. “Now. I know that everyone’s still atwitter about what happened last Tuesday. It was a dark day when the Fu Shi Gang came to our town and burned the hotel and shot all those folks. Why, I’d known some of them for years myself.” He cleared his throat again. “It’s hard. Hard losin’ ’em to that rotten rabble of Chinese.”

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