Fiction: Perks

“Off to work?” Amy asked.

“As always,” Will said. “Off to bed?”

“Yes. Long day.”

“Sleep well.”

“I hope to.” She smiled at him. “Don’t get caught up in your work.”

He grinned back at her. “I haven’t yet.”

“Oh, you might keep an eye out for a pair of earrings that would match the lovely amethyst necklace you got me.”

“I know just the place to look,” he said. “Good night.”

“Night.”

She snuggled into her cool bed, wishing again he was going to be there to share it with her. Still, despite the negative aspects of Will’s job, there were some perks to being married to a burglar.

 

Fiction: Hippocratic Oaf

Shawn began a lap around the hotel’s pool. He wore shorts, sandals, a tank top, and a white lab coat with the name Dr. Kemann stitched underneath the hotel’s name and logo.

This was one of his favorite parts of his most excellent life in Ecuador. He had spotted a nubile young blonde on the other side of the pool. She was sunning herself and was a scant few centimeters of fabric shy of getting an all-over tan. Kemann would go over to her, introduce himself, caution her to take care in the sun, offer to apply more medically thorough sunscreen, and — if history repeated itself — end up in her bed that evening.

The beautiful young woman, and more than a hundred others before her, was why he had become a hotel doctor in the tropics.

As he approached her, the pager in his lab coat pocket chirped at him. He frowned; this was no time for some guest to have indigestion. Still, such interruptions ensured his continued employment.

The little screen said merely “Urgente.”

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Fiction: Nickles and Dimes

“There’s your receipt,” Laura said in a bored, friendly way. “Thank you for shopping at MacKenna’s today.”

“You forgot my change,” the customer said.

“Change?”

“Yes, I gave you a $20 bill and the total is $17.22; I should get $2.78 in change.”

“Oh, right.” Laura’s chin began to quiver. “Not again,” she moaned softly. “Um… Look.” She paused and tried to keep from crying. “Look, I’m really sorry, but I can’t give it to you.”

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Pen to Paper: Libel in Fiction

You have to work at it a little, but you can, in fact, libel someone in a fiction story. Here are two excellent articles that tell you how you could libel a person in your story and, more importantly, how to avoid doing so. I’ll get out of the way and let you get right to this valuable information.

First Amendment Center (This article mentions a libel suit brought against the makers of the movie Hardball. Scroll down to Muzikowski v. Paramount Pictures Corp. and you can see how that came out. And here is how the Sandlot case ended.)

Copylaw

Fiction: Winds of Change

“You want what?” the leader asked. He looked wildly from one member of the little group to the next.

“You heard us,” one man said. “We want greater democracy and freedom. You’re being a dictator. It has to stop.”

“That’s right,” another piped up. “The older generation says you made yourself the leader fifteen years ago. No one voted on you, and we’ve never had free elections to decide whether to keep you or have someone else as leader.”

“This is because of Egypt, isn’t it?”

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Fiction: Just Two Minutes

Rona trudged home from the bus stop after another long day at the diner. It had been the usual crowd of morons and misfits, plus the handsy guy from Newark who kept grabbing her ass whenever she turned away; she kept turning away, though, afraid of what he might grab if she didn’t.

She walked to the front yard of her home and leaned against a tree. She wanted a smoke, but she had only one cigarette left, and she was saving it for just before she went to bed; she wanted one smoke and two minutes of peace to wrap up the typically dull, frantic, miserable day.

Rona pushed herself away from the tree and walked up the steps. She opened the door and closed and locked it behind her.

“I’m home, E.J.,” she called.

She listened for movement but heard nothing. She walked back toward the kitchen, which was dark

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Fiction: Road Kill

Jeanette saw the body first and breathed a low sigh. Her husband, Will, at the wheel, noticed but kept his eyes on the road. Their sharp-eyed young twins, Jane and Teresa, quickly spotted it too.

“There’s another one!” Jane said.

“Oh, no!” Teresa moaned. “That’s the third one since we left home.”

The car whooshed by the corpse, neatly composed in the shoulder, and yet they all got a good look at it.

“Why does that happen, Daddy?” Teresa asked.

“They don’t seem to understand what cars are. They just run out in front of them.”

“Why don’t they stay at home where they belong?” Jane asked, looking at her mother.

“It’s hard to say, dear. Sometimes they run away from home. Their families can’t or don’t take care of them. Often they just don’t have homes. They’re out looking for food and shelter and they accidentally get killed.”

“That’s terrible,” Teresa declared. “Why doesn’t somebody help them?”

“There are too many, honey,” Will said. “And you could never know where they all were to help them, even if there was enough time and money. It’s sad, but there’s nothing that can be done, really.”

There was a silence in the car for about a mile, filled only by the engine’s whine and the thud of the tires rolling across the broken and pitted highway pavement.

“He was a nice-looking boy,” Jane said. “For a boy, anyway,” she quickly amended.

“The girls we saw first were pretty, too,” Teresa said. “I hope there aren’t any more dead kids on the road today.”

“I hope that too,” Jeanette said. “But that’s just part of life. Here, though, let’s not let it spoil our fun trip. Shall we play a game of Highway Alphabet?”

The girls bounced in their seats and began scouring the landscape for something beginning with an “A.”

Fiction: This Old House

Some people swore that the house was haunted. Others scoffed during broad daylight but refused nevertheless to walk within a block of the house after twilight.

“It’s the wind making those noises,” some asserted. “Stray animals.” “Vagrants.” “Maybe some rotten kids foolin’ around to try to scare folks.” “You know, the police really should go in there and see what’s going on.”

Police Chief Vasquez, for his part, declined on the basis that it wasn’t illegal for an old building to make odd noises. He directed people to the zoning commission.

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Fiction: Setback

Mel had been dithering for an hour, which annoyed him. He had been so decisive when he was younger.

“God, how my kids will complain,” he told Rufus. “And it probably won’t be long before some helpful neighbor comes over or sends a grumbling kid to do it for me.”

He thought a moment longer. Then he snapped his fingers.

“But I’m going to do this whether anyone approves or not.”

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Fiction: Shifting Stars

“Ladies and gentlemen,” Owen Ludlow began, “if you’ve seen this morning’s news, you know the grave problem we face.”

Around the table, heads nodded wearily. A few people looked grimly at the poster for Carpenter Shop Studios’ forthcoming motion picture release, The Tempter’s Snare. It featured a likeness of Jillee, the hottest young star the Christian movie studio had; she was 22 but looked like she was going on seventeen. On one shoulder was a smaller likeness of her as an angel, and on the other shoulder a small image of her as a devil. The art department hadn’t gone out of its way to do anything other than get as many pictures of Jillee as it could on one poster.

But then, that was all that was needed to sell one of her movies.

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