“You and your sweet tooth!” Mrs. Dracula raged at her husband. “You and your hard candy! Now you’ve gone and broken a fang!”
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The fox was blissfully unaware of the cruel trick evolution had played until every hen in the chicken house bared its fangs.
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The fairy dove from the chandelier into the punchbowl. “She’s ruining our annual Magical Exterminators Cotillion,” Angus groused.
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Ed knew he should wait in front of the bank with the getaway car. But that nearby DQ wasn’t too busy, and it had a drive-through.
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Tim fell, bruised and bleeding. He had known Jerry would beat him up. That was the reason for the time-delay bomb in Jerry’s car.
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Tina knew how to remain a little girl at heart. At the strip club her pole dance song was always Disney’s “The Bare Necessities.”
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Little did the cowboy know he was about to be the victim of a sudden and inexplicable plot twist that “Fire thrusters! Liftoff!”
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Lenny suddenly saw the mounds of empty mixed-nut cans in his apartment as a metaphor for his life. “Time to switch to trail mix.”
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Mia drew a card. “Two of clubs. You win. We’ll go golfing.” Tom was relieved. A two of spades would have meant more garden work.
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Craig was late for work and inhaled his coffee. He was even later after going to the hospital to have his scalded sinuses treated.