NORAD saw the bogey coming in via the polar route. Alerts were sounded and missile silo doors opened. Santa was in the crosshairs.
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Elf pay sucked. Hans gladly took the bribe from one of Santa’s outsource workshops to move kids from the naughty list to the nice.
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Bob heard a prowler, but he didn’t find anyone. The life-size elf by the tree was unfamiliar, but there were lots of decorations.
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Tim had only a vague sense of time passing. Things were happening in slow motion around him. Thanksgiving at his sister’s again.
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The fog hid the road, never mind the homes across it. Cy crouched and crawled softly to the left, away from the killer behind him.
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The police drone hovered over the nude sunbather too long, and the bank robber made his escape. The sunbather got her share later.
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The demon said to the gathered pastors, “Look, you’ve got staffing problems, and so do we. How about a truce?” Heads began to nod.
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Everyone was having a great time at Evelyn’s Halloween party until Cal was bobbing for apples and came up with an Adam’s apple.
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Andrew couldn’t believe how lucky he was to be bedding this beautiful woman. She hadn’t told him about her praying mantis fetish.
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With a kiss, the prince awakened the young woman from her sleep. “Thanks. Look, not to be mean, but I was hoping for a princess.”