white kitten
in my arms
playing vampire
Tag: vampire
#quikfic 122
“Will you be my boyfriend?” “No,” the vampire said, biting her. As she passed out, she wondered again why boys wouldn’t date her.
#quikfic 56
“No!” Tom screamed. “Spare me! Take my wife, please!” The vampire said, “All the people I could bite and I get Henny Youngman.”
#quikfic 42
“You and your sweet tooth!” Mrs. Dracula raged at her husband. “You and your hard candy! Now you’ve gone and broken a fang!”
Fiction: Cure for the Common Vampire
“WAH-CHOO!”
The blast, coming out of the nearby darkness as it did, startled me considerably. Matters did not improve when the source of the explosion came under the influence of a streetlamp and I beheld the vampire.
He was traditionally clad, which made for easy identification. His pallor was interrupted by a bright red nose, which he blew into a silk handkerchief.
Vampire or no, my manners remained unruffled.
“God bless you.”
He gave me a nasty look.
“Oh. Right. Sorry.”
“Neber mind,” he replied sourly.
Had I possessed any quantity of sense, I would have taken advantage of his debilitation and fled. Instead, I struck up a conversation.
Fiction: Der Vampyr
It was just after noon on a pleasant midsummer day that two American college students on vacation checked into the hostel in the picture-postcard Bavarian village.
After showing the young gentlemen their room, the hostel manager introduced them to the only other person staying there, a Spanish student named Pilar. The boys were smitten instantly and the young lady was thankful that neither knew more Spanish than he could pick up from a taco stand menu.
Herr Schnuckler gave the three a quick rundown of what little there was of historic and cultural interest in the area, and then he added an unusual caveat.