Fiction: Pants on Fire

A quick, gentle tattoo sounded on Don’s hotel door. He left off icing the champagne and all but danced across the room. He pulled on the handle.

“You’re early, my dear Mel— Erin!” A flash of surprise crossed his face, but he kept his smile in place. “Erin! Why, I’m so glad to see you, honey!”

“The hell you are,” she spat. “You’re expecting Melanie, here, even though you told me you were flying to Calgary for a meeting this weekend.”

“Well, it was canceled, but my colleague at work, Melanie, and I decided that we could go ahead and prepare…”

“Shut up! I’ve had enough of your lies. You’ve lied to me from day one. We’re finished.” She started to walk away.

“But, Erin, I love you!”

Erin stopped to glare at him. “How appropriate: your first and last lies are the same.” She turned and walked quickly to the stairway, which offered a more immediate exit than waiting for the elevator.

Don closed the door and went back to icing the champagne. “It’s all right,” he told himself. “It doesn’t matter. I won’t miss her.” He picked up two champagne glasses and swirled some crushed ice in them. He watched it spin. “It’s all right. Really it is.”

Moments later, another knock came at the door. Don opened it cautiously.

There was Melanie, all smiles, and Don smiled too.

“Hello, my dear Melanie!”

“Hello.” She hugged him. “Anything wrong?”

“Nothing at all. What could possibly be wrong? We’re here together and … I love you.”

 

Pen to Paper: Teaching to the Text Message

I can pretty well hear the sides lining up. What Andy Selsberg does in his college freshman composition class is either a useful means of teaching youngsters how to focus in on a topic and make every word count, or it’s the latest means of pandering to the degenerate pop culture.

With all due respect to those in the latter camp, I’m in the former one. All the flash fiction stories and haiku here at Catsignal probably gave you a heads-up on that.

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Fiction: Call and Response

In most of the pews, one hand held half the hymnal, and the other fanned its owner.

This Sunday had been overcast, and the wind, which had whipped ladies’ hats from their heads before morning services, had died away to nothing by the time worshippers arrived for evening services. Now a sticky stillness permeated Cherrydale.

“Blessed Jesus, blessed Jesus!” they sang in the sanctuary of the First Lutheran Church, a moderate brick building erected twenty years earlier when the town and the congregation were growing before the Great Depression began. “Thou hast loved us, love us still.”

Eyes kept going from the hymnals to the windows. Evening was coming, to be sure, but too quickly. The unnatural darkness had everyone on edge, even in the house of the Lord.

And so they sang with more feeling than usual: “Blessed Jesus, blessed Jesus! Thou hast loved us, love us still.”

The Rev. Morton stepped into his pulpit. “Be seated.” As his flock sat, he stole another glance out the windows himself.

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Catsignal Turns 3

This is Catsignal’s third birthday. What we need to really make this a party is more people. If you enjoy reading Catsignal, tell a few of your friends how much fun we have here. Join the discussions and comment on everything in sight.

If you’re new here, you’ve got three years’ worth of archives to catch up on: that’s more than 150 short stories, more than 150 haiku, and a few dozen each of essays and quotations about writers and writing. That ought to keep you off the streets and entertained for a while.

And thank you for being here.

 

Pen to Paper: The Piecemeal Approach

Here are two similar pieces by Daphne Gray-Grant about how to accomplish more as a writer (Article One, Article Two).

I want to focus on a single suggestion Gray-Grant makes in both, which is to write in whatever few moments you can snatch away from other things you’re doing. You’re dressed and ready to go to the party, but you don’t have to leave for fifteen minutes? Use that time to write. Dinner’s in the oven and the buzzer won’t go off for twenty minutes? Write. Someone’s going to pick you up in ten minutes to go somewhere? Write.

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